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:iconmaster-otkau-dark:
Master-Otkau-Dark Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
:icontardguitarplz: MAN! I am good at this!!
:icondramaticspainplz: AHA!!
:iconseriousguitarplz: BROTHER!!! You have returned!
:icondramaticspainplz:Yes! And I've come to defeat you!
:icontardguitarplz: NOT as long as im alive! I am thee! Best 
:icondramaticspainplz: Oh yea?!? Well I!! Have beaten Death at this
:iconseriousguitarplz: WHAT!?!
:iconjefftardguitarplz: Sup cashniggas!!
:icontardguitarplz:Be quiet Jeff as you can see I am winning
:icondramaticspainplz: Not for looooong
:iconbelgiumuhhplz: uhhhh...wtf is goin on here?
:icontulioplz: omg this again?
:iconbrbintensemomentplz: brb i have to piss 
:iconbelgiumuhhplz: ummm..hows he gonna....when hes playin the...
:icontulioplz: i ask myself that question everytime.....
:icondramaticspainplz:I AM WINNIIIIING!!!!!
:iconsaysplz: NO YOUR NOOOOOT!!!!
:iconbelgiumuhhplz: this is too weird im outta here
:icontulioplz: yea I'm with ya here
:iconjefftardguitarplz: hheheheheeehehehehe

Hope you enjoy my many crazy comments across the world of PLZ accs, its fun on a bun brought to you by Master-Otkau-Dark 

TILL NEXT TIME
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KingGodzilla1995 Featured By Owner Edited Apr 6, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You are now cursed. You must not send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by :iconfatbastardplz: because he hates chainmail. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because fat bastard will come to you if you keep sending this on. He will eat you, sit on you and burn you alive. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :A person who keeps doing chainmail. She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And fat bastard showed up behind her and ate Annalise.

CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: Another spammer. She sent this to 1 person and other mail and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each then she noticed fat bastard sitting on her forever.

CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: Yet another spammer. He sent this to 1 person. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas heard screams and looked to the left of him and there he was, Fat Bastard eating your friend. Blood everywhere and started chasing Thomas and ate him.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Fat Bastard.Fat Bastard.' Fat Bastard... I ATE YOUR LUNCH' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED

We strongly advise you to not send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this mail and other chain mail... YOU WILL GET EATEN BY FAT BASTARD BUT YOU SENT THIS MAIL TO OTHER PEOPLE SO YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Under the words of Fat Bastard
:iconfatbastardplz::iconsaysplz:GET IN MAH BELLEH!!!





THIS IS ALL A JOKE IN RESPOND TO THE SPAM CHAIN MESSAGES.
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sonic123132 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
FIRST THINGS FIRST, WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER, I'VE GOT A TURTLE HEAD POKING OUT
i'm not kiddin' i've got crap on deck that can choke a donkey, ITS SQUIDGIE
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Pleebus Featured By Owner May 20, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
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Randomchick144 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
.3.
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PRUSSlA Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Professional Artist
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Bladez636 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i want ma baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs.....
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dramachiral Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Hobbyist
Ladies and gentlemen, now a good ol' song in a forgotten language...


:icontransparentplz::iconmiguelplz::iconseriousguitarplz::iconmiguelplz::iconseriousguitarplz::iconmiguelplz:
:icontransparentplz::icontransparentplz::icontransparentplz::iconbrbintensemomentplz:



:iconyeahplz: Mina, seus cabelo é da hora
:iconfatbastardplz: Seu corpão violão 
:iconomnomn0m: Meu docinho de coco 
:iconedwardcameplz: Tá me deixando louco 
:icontechoplz::icontechoplz:

:icondevilmaycryagein: Minha Brasília amarela 
:iconceilingrussiaplz: Tá de portas abertas 
:iconultimateraepfaceplz: Pra mode a gente se amar 
:iconnuderunplz: Pelados em Santos
:icontechoplz::icontechoplz:

:icondatash-plz: Pois você, minha pitchula 
:iconhouseiswatchingyou: Me deixou legalzão
:iconsupertighthugplz: Não me sintcho sozinho 
:iconaloisleleleplz: Você é meu chuchuzinho 
:icontechoplz::icontechoplz:

:iconrickrollplz: Music, is very good 
:iconareyoushittingmeplz: Mas comigo ela não quer se casar
:icontfabumblebeeplz: Na Brasília amarela com roda gaúcha
:iconcryforeverplz: Ela não quer entrar 
:icontechoplz::icontechoplz:

:iconmordecaihorrifiedplz: É feijão com jabá 
:icongollumplz: Desgraçada num quer compartilhar
:iconandersonrapefaceplz: Mas ela é lindia
:iconohfuckplz: Mutcho mar do que lindia
:icongotopotatoplz: Very, very beautiful
:icontechoplz::icontechoplz:

:icon2204355plz: Você me deixa doidião 
:iconyagamirapefaceplz: Oh, yes! Oh, nos!
:iconcoconutplz1::iconcoconutplz2: Meu docinho de coco
:icontechoplz::icontechoplz:

:iconjimgagaplz: Music, is very porreta
:iconbuenoplz: Pos Paraguai ela não quis viajar
:iconpimpplz: Comprei um Reebok e uma calça Fiorucci 
:iconseriousmalikplz: Ela não quer usar
:icontechoplz::icontechoplz:

:iconsadspartaplz: Eu não sei o que faço 
:iconiggybrowsplz: Pra essa mulé eu conquistchar
:iconbelarusderpplz: Por que ela é lindia 
:icondocplz: Mutcho mais do que lindia 
:iconserjishappyplz: Very, very beautiful 
:icontechoplz::icontechoplz:

:iconaznguyplz: Você me deixa doidão 
:iconkakapoplz: Oh, yes! Oh, nos!
:icontcrapefaceplz: Meu chuchuzinho 
:icontechoplz::icontechoplz:

 :iconhhhhplz: Oh, yes! No, no, no, no!
 :iconthekingplz: Eu te I love youuuuu!



HERPDERP
:iconjokerclapplz: :iconepichigh5plz: :iconclapplz: :iconclappingplz: :iconranaplz: :iconepicclapplz: :iconbensonclapplz:

MAMONAS YEAAHH
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FacelessSoles Featured By Owner May 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AKI É BR, PORRA!! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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CatGengar Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013
THAT. WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
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